Mad Doctor: Testing, testing.
Dear diary, it's the Mad Doctor.
Wonderfully evil me.
I fooled Prescott into turning on his friends.
While he built me my TV. (hee!)
Now I broadcast my show to the Cartoon World.
Will they forget me? NEVER!
Oh yes I'll be remembered.
And I can leave Wasteland FOREVER!
I know the guardians can make me a toon again.
I played Mickey and Oswald for FOOLS!
But even I didn't know that the earthquakes would strike.
When they sucked up the guardian pools.
And that wasn't even a part of my plan.
A plan that's evil as can be.
It won't be long until Wasteland will be destroyed.
And very soon,
I'll be a toon...
Dear Diary, who's the maddest, mad doctor of all?
Wonderfully evil me!
- Warren Spector added this song in at the last minute to clear up some of the plot holes that were a result of the story being rushed, with many last minute changes already present.